Dec. 10th My grandma cam back from India. (to understand this, read one of my other posts.) If you read my other post, you will understand that she does'nt know what a GPS is. So I brought it along with me to the airport. After I saw her I asked her a question. 3 letter word, in a car, tells you where you are going Grandma:I dont know First letter is G. Grandma: I dont know I pulled the GPS out of my pocket Grandma: I dont know. second letter is P Grandma: GPR? close, one letter away. Finally my grandma answered GPS but it is more than that. It is a navigation/MP3/converter/calculator More stuff posted later

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Here is a joke made by my friend. You check into a hotel; there is no electricity. Do you want to go left or right ?A:right or left. Up or down(elevator)? You reach the roof or basement (depending if you are going up or down). You see a terrorist. He asks you if you want to be killed by a gun or an electrical chair. If they say "gun" they`re retards. If they say "electrical chair" they`re intelligent. Why? Because tiere is no electricity in the hotel!

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I made up that game heres how to play. You blindfold a person and ask them to wait somewhere in the room. You then hide an object around the room Then you shoyt out directions like continue forward or turn left or turn right. If they go the wrong way, tell them. Three wrongs, they lose a point. The blindfolded person has to rely on you not to bump into it. When they reach the object, say you have arrived. Then the person removes tjhe blind fold and then do the game vice-versa, on you, then him,you him.... Its a game to really "where" someone out.

If you are wondering why most of my jokes are about technology and GPS's, I think its cool!

Theres this boy named Gordon Pierre Simons. His dad, coinidentally works for Garmin. Then one day on the first day of middleschool, he asked for directions. All the kids lauhed at him."Why do you need to know? Why not ask your dad? It so happens to be that Gordon's dad stood behind him. He karate-kicked him and then that boy asked how do you know this stuff? I thought you worked for Garmin! Then his dad said, thats my part time job, my main job is a taekwondo instructor, I'm a sixth degree blackbelt! (I made this joke during school)

I told this "guess the word game" word to my grandma. She is indian and she acually asked me what it meant. here are 2. What friend says is an example. This is somewhat my grandma said. You: 3 letter word, in a car, we have one. Friend: Key? You: On winshield Friend: Mirror? You: No, thats a 6 letter word. Tells where you are and tells where you are going. Friend:Map You: First letter is G. Friend:I dont know. You:Second letter is P Now this is what my grandma did-GPA,GPB,GPC,GPD,GPE,GPF,GPG,GPH,GPI,GPJ,GPK,GPL,GPM,GPN,GPO,GPP,GPQ,GPR, GPS,GP- Then I stopped her and said it was GPS. She asked me what it was. Since it took her around 20 minutes to figure it out, I was frstrated and relived and said it like this-Ittellsyouwhereyouareandwhereyouregoinganditonthewindsheildandwehaveone andweuseittotell uswheretogoanditsannoyingwhenitsaysrecalculatingandyouveseenitbeforeandaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I got frusterated so much, well mabey I didnt scream but she probablywnt understand. Ever. By now your friend would have got it right on the second question. Heres a joke- Why did the beatles go on a rough sea adventure? They heard it was `a rocking adventure!

Ive got a game from a book in the dentist office, which inspired me to a game. The page showed a three letter word, this was GPS, so, then you have to find a acronym for it, which in this case the only acronym you cant use is Global Positioning System, But you can use words like Goose Pulling Sunflower or Giant Polishing Statue or Guy Pulling Spider-man.Can you think of any more? Anyway, I patened it into my own version from a picture game to a word game, where you use any three letter word ie. dot, guy, his, her etc. and think of any thing for an acronym. Have fun with that!

This is my first blog. Me, a girl who loves technology, also wants to start a community service program. I will give short techno lectures. I will tell about school(when it starts). I also love a good adventure story, and I love to share my own. The community service program, how do I start one(only 11)? And please, call me Technogirl.