Theres this boy named Gordon Pierre Simons. His dad, coinidentally works for Garmin. Then one day on the first day of middleschool, he asked for directions. All the kids lauhed at him."Why do you need to know? Why not ask your dad? It so happens to be that Gordon's dad stood behind him. He karate-kicked him and then that boy asked how do you know this stuff? I thought you worked for Garmin! Then his dad said, thats my part time job, my main job is a taekwondo instructor, I'm a sixth degree blackbelt! (I made this joke during school)